i was born a porn star she said
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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