We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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