I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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