ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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