Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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