I hope mine doesn't look like that
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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