they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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