My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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