I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
