I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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