I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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