i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
did i just pee glitter
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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