his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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