How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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