question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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