Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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