It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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