Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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