Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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