What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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