I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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