new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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