sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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