Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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