sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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