My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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