laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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