There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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