I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You need Xanax blowdarts
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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