The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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