hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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