If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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