did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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