i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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