I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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