We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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