You're my little dorito
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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