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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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