New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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