Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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