jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I still have a little drunk in my system
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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