We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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