if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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