Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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