you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my shit smells like andre
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
