there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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