ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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