When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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