did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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