if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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