he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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