Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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